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What is Filk?

Nothing can start an argument faster than trying to answer this question. The simplest definition is that FILK = Science Fiction folk music.

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-collected by Joe Bethancourt
Tune: The National Anthem of the USA

Jose (Ho-say), can you see any bedbugs on me?
If you do, pick a few, 'cause I got 'em from you!

From Kay Shapero
Variant  last verse - "Yes I do, quite a few, and they look  just
like you!"

From Mitch Marmel

Oh say can you see
Any bedbugs on me?
If you do, pick a few,
And we'll have bedbug stew-ew.

Oh say can you see
Any leeches on me?
If you do, pick a few,
And we'll serve them up too-oo.

With a cockroach deee-sert
And spider's brain tea
It's a meal for a ghoul
And I'm sure you'll agree

Oh say can you see
Any wor-or-orms on me-ee?
If you do...Pick a few...
And we'll have...SPAGHETTI!

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