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Nothing can start an argument faster than trying to answer this question. The simplest definition is that FILK = Science Fiction folk music.

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THE ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY.......
-Ioseph of Locksley
(tune: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie)

She was afraid to come out to the Tourney
She was worried that "something might show.."
She was afraid to come out to the Tourney
And the poor thing did NOT want to go...

 (2 - 3 - 4, tell the people what she wore!)

 It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie little rabbit fur bikini
 That she wore, for the first time, that day.
 An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
 And in her apartment she wanted to stay!

One day in the Kingdom of the Middle
It happened at a Tourney one day:
The Mongols invaded the Middle
But the Middle did not want to play...

 (eins - zwei - drei, but the Dark Horde wouldn't die!)

 It was an itsy bitsy tiny teenie Nauseating Mongol weenie
 That they saw, for the first time, that day.
 An itsy bitsy tiny teenie Nauseating Mongol weenie
 And the Mongols did NOT go away!

Now the Heralds made up a new Rulebook
And to read it is some kind of gas!
It's a bureaucrat's dream, this new Rulebook
Now NOBODY'S blazon can pass!

 (Win - Place - Show, tell the Heralds where to go!)

                (insert Bronx cheer!)

 I want an itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
 On my shield, as my blazon, today!
 An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
 But "that's offensive" the Heralds all say!

I sat down at the Revel last evening
To a feast of green meat, and Rat Pie...
It was cold, and disgusting, and greasy
And I just want to upchuck and die!

 (6 - 7 - 8, tell them what was on your plate!)

 It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
 With a side dish of cold cabbage pie!
 An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
 With the fur on, and NOTHING inside!

(This   was   written   to   bug   my   sweet   wife   to   death
with...........heheh!)

words copyright 1989 W.J.Bethancourt III

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